Funny Math Jokes

1. derivatives are having a party, and an e^x is sitting down not enjoying the party. one of the derivatives comes over to the e^x and says "Why don't you intergrate to the party?" and the e^x responds "Why should i intergrate if in the end all remains the same?" copywrights: (don't steal this without mentioning my space )

2. decimals points are having a party - imagine decimals going wild all on their own. Two big decimal points are guarding the entrance, and an asterisk walks towards them. the big decimal points say "sorry, we can't let you in." and the asterisk responds "oops, sorry guys, i forgot to comb my hair today."

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Is Atheism A Religion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e18O7fML1Yg

Science vs. Porn

red = porn
blue = science

as you can see, porn is what is keeping kids away from invention and science, not religion.

Google trends owns. what this graph tells us is that on average (for 5 years) porno has received 3.8 times more traffic than science. what else? we're getting somewhat of an exponential graph here too. science is on the verge of extinction while porn flies off the charts. in 2008, porn is getting 6 times more traffic than science.

Uncyclopedia

The crazy things I find on uncyclopedia.org.

After George Bush had a near-death/out-of-body experience in 2002 after choking on a pretzel, he stated that he had gained a vast knowledge of the universe and also had God's "full backing" to invade Iraq. God has since stated that he "did nothing of the sort" & "Oh man I have I gotta get that twat some bigger pretzels".

Spot the U.F.O.

Evolution vs. Creation

Intellectually Fufilled Atheist

An atheist before Darwin could have said, following Hume: 'I have no explanation for complex biological design. All I know is that God isn't a good explanation, so we must wait and hope that somebody comes up with a better one.' I can't help feeling that such a position, though logically sound, would have left one feeling pretty unsatisfied, and that although atheism might have been logically tenable before Darwin, Darwin made it possible to be an intellectually fulfilled atheist.
...Richard Dawkins.
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